Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 22, 2023

She really didn’t want another husband, she just wanted some studs.

That’s one way to get a stud I suppose.

A woman marries a man thinking she will change him and she can’t. A man marries a woman, thinking she’ll never change…and she does.

Just go to the lumber yard and start from scratch. (Or the lumbar yard if you want a man with a backbone. )

Isn’t “he” missing a joist?

People make terrible fixer-uppers.

I’m a second husband. Now I can tell my second wife I am a stud. But,, will she believe me?

He get’s extremely nervous around carpenter ants.

Most direct route to a third husband.

“Honey, don’t forget 2-by-4 nails at the hardware store… or get 5 if you want.”

Women always think they can change their man…

Tear them down to the studs they were when they met?

Pfff…she’s already board with him.

Or to put it in military terms, Basic Training.