Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 29, 2023

Not very good.

Res ipsa loquitur as we say in the law biz.

Going to need another driver. And another truck.

It’ll be okay. He’s carrying a load of helium balloons.

His piloting is not going well either.

As God as my witness, I thought trucks could fly.

The Law of Gravity will get him. (Or is it the Gravity of the Law?)

On the other hand, they got very high marks on the “How’s My Flying” Hotline…

Your driving sucked!

Won’t even be necessary to make the phone call — the company that owns the truck will be able to assess the situation without additional help.

Your driver is late. By more than one definition.

Don’t be a jerk. Call 911.

Oh, finally got it, funny but tragic…

must be one of our local truck drivers…

I feel so bad that I laughed uproariously. I’m really not a bad person ;-)

Stop texts, stop wrecks.

I saw a (kinda unusual) face in the cliff below the road. With ‘M’ coming out of the mouth…