Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 22, 2023

I can work with that.

I wish I’d known. I wouldn’t have had the casket welded shut.

Less than Heaven, but better than Hell

That’s all we need now!!!!

No fair changing the rules in the middle of the game.

That´s all very well, but WHERE on earth?

No, I’m comin’ home, I’ve done my time

That means that this isn’t really heaven.

No thank you.

That’s going to be Hell for him.

Ah yes, the Hamlet’s ghost afterlife option.

Work from home. They’re trying to close the office.

Pretty sure that would be a plan from the “other place”

Why be ‘good’ for a place in heaven – if a weekly 3-day penalty phase is going to apply?? Bummer!

Only if they’re put in a witness protection type program. Otherwise they’ll scare the (ahem) out of friends and relatives when they’re put back on earth.

The commute is the worst part. Spirit Airlines.

Maybe you can get a side gig as a roadie for the Grateful Dead.

“And one day in month in Hell. It’s a tax thing.”