Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 30, 2023

I suppose I have to wear open-toed shoes as well.

Not for the ticklish.

Elevator only offers one option. Going down?

It means he’ll get a feather in his cap.

There’s lots of plucky commenters here today.

No outsourcing there because, you know, Birds of a feather ……

Going down?

For safety, please use the sharp quill disposal containers.

I’d like to see OSHA’s safety checklist for this outfit.

Market update: down is up!

Poached Helmets Only.

I’d recognize my pillow guy anywhere.

They have a high turnover rate. Employees are always light on their quotas.

Or you could just put a feather in his hat and call it macaroni.

when he saw that sign you could’ve knocked him over with a feather…