Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 15, 2024

“We must’ve SWUM. . .” It’s “have swum”. But why would I expect correct grammar from a goldfish?

So, they went out and bought a swanky aquarium with the treasure?

So… What happened to Claire? He flushed her for some young female who isn’t wearing clothes?

And why is he in a smoking jacket? Is Blazek promoting smoked fish?

I am guessing that the inside of that treasure chest is like Dr. Who’s tardis.

It’s only right – gold for goldfish.

Claire went on to model for a cracker company.

Swum

And they found buried treasure.

The chest wasn’t guarded by the deep sea diver after all

Hilarious! ROTFL!

I thought they moved into the little castle.

LOL I thought at first that the gold chair trim was tenacles…

swum

They found the holy mackerel.

Now they’re into the "fin"er things.

And that’s where they found the body of the tiny skin diver.

Swum, not swam. Past participle.

Goby Dick.