I hate to say this about anyone born before 1986, but if he has to actually think that sort of situation over, maybe a night or twelve in the nick wouldn’t be out of place…
Like that old joke where the parents are pounding on the bathroom door “What are you doing in there?!” and the boy answering “Going blind and it’s wonderful!!!!”. You’re only an oversexed teenager once.
You could tell him Frank that he is making an object out of the girl. He doesn’t even know her, all he knows is she looks good but it’s about time females were noticed for something other than their bodies!
Michael Thorton over 7 years ago
I hate to say this about anyone born before 1986, but if he has to actually think that sort of situation over, maybe a night or twelve in the nick wouldn’t be out of place…
okiejoe over 7 years ago
Sounds like the old Jack Benny bit, “Your money or your life.”
CeeJay over 7 years ago
Yup! Jack Benny is the first thing that came to my mind.
micromos over 7 years ago
Don’t listen to him Brad, just lock your door. Enjoy!
Sakamichi over 7 years ago
Like that old joke where the parents are pounding on the bathroom door “What are you doing in there?!” and the boy answering “Going blind and it’s wonderful!!!!”. You’re only an oversexed teenager once.
alondra over 7 years ago
You could tell him Frank that he is making an object out of the girl. He doesn’t even know her, all he knows is she looks good but it’s about time females were noticed for something other than their bodies!