Oh how the memories come flying back across the years. All 48 of them. Me waking my mom up in the middle of the night, luckily she was home, she worked the midnight shift but this was her night off. “I started.”
For me, it started at school. I phone home, only dad home. He picked me up and drove to store. Before I went he he told me a joke. A man found a genie lamp, he rubbed it and a genie came out and granted him 3 wishes. His first wish, to have a big brand new Cadillac. Poof, there was a Cadillac. Second wish for the car to be full of money. Poof, it was full of $100 bills. Third wish, to be between a beautiful woman’s legs. Poof, he turned into a Tampon. Lol
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
Must be a “.”!
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
Oh how the memories come flying back across the years. All 48 of them. Me waking my mom up in the middle of the night, luckily she was home, she worked the midnight shift but this was her night off. “I started.”
Joe1962 over 5 years ago
Frank you are to funny.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Frank seems to have guessed the “problem” without being told in so many words.
donwalter over 5 years ago
not too sure that Luann had the whole “talk”…
GirlGeek Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ohhh the “.” arc has started. I heard about the controversy surrounding this one.
Camiyami Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ugh, I remember that day. You’re excited to finally be a “real” woman, but then you realize it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Margo Premium Member over 5 years ago
She must be about 12 or 13 then? I just started reading this when I discovered it in on an ad on the grown up ( and I use that term loosely) Luanne.
angerdog Premium Member over 5 years ago
For me, it started at school. I phone home, only dad home. He picked me up and drove to store. Before I went he he told me a joke. A man found a genie lamp, he rubbed it and a genie came out and granted him 3 wishes. His first wish, to have a big brand new Cadillac. Poof, there was a Cadillac. Second wish for the car to be full of money. Poof, it was full of $100 bills. Third wish, to be between a beautiful woman’s legs. Poof, he turned into a Tampon. Lol
Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago
We have already arrived at this point !?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
The red flood doth flow…