Luann Againn by Greg Evans for July 26, 2021

Nice try!

Keep it up, Frank.

You might end up with 15 years’ worth of paint on your head.

She may have been born at night, but not last night….

…other than a random desire for change, of course.

Yeah, but we know men don’t read instructions.

Sometimes, it is easier to paint the walls than wash them.

where do they sell stuff like that? Not that I’m married or anything…

Now that would be a ’man’ufactored can of paint.

I guess she won’t send you to the paint store again!

Do they make 80-year paint?

I have considered the fresco technique.

And then the kids come in and scream when they see mom’s blouse: wet paint handprints tell tales…

Interesting that they were able to totally empty the room of its contents. To the walls, nothing. Nice!

Substitute "landlord’ and “tenant” on that guarantee and you have an idea of how often my old apt. got painted by the owners.

And that’s why when they finally divorce, Nancy will get the house.

She doesn’t really look too unhappy.

You wish Mr. DeGroot