Luann Againn by Greg Evans for September 13, 2021

Hey Mr. Frumpy, I Mean, Mr. Fogarty.

“Self-Denigration” never works. ;-)

When Marlon Brando was a schoolboy, he wrote the word “sh!t” on the blackboard in big letters in kerosene, then set it on fire!

Fogerty is a Farty?

You just can’t shake some people.

Arty as in Arty-farty?

Morticia Addams is on Line One.

That’s showing them. Don’t let them win…..

“Any kind of publicity is good publicity as long as they spell your name right.”

“I don’t care what the newspapers say about me as long as they spell my name right.”

“I don’t care what the students write about me as long as they spell my name right.”

That’s how you spell John’s name. Put me in, coach! You got to hidey-hidey-hide. Or in Cab Calloway’s version, hodey-hodey-ho.

Great job at deflecting!