I think I heard all of them, plus a few more. I only had one child, but she was a busy one. Anyone remember puff paints? They aren’t for decorating the dog. Or the ceiling. Ever go home from work to find all your cloth rags were tie-dyed and were spread all over the front yard to dry? Ever look for your mascara to put on for work and not find it, only to learn later that your 11-year-old child took it with her to a church camping weekend? Plus, the shudder of hearing in a terrified voice, “I left my hairy pair in your bathroom!” -only to learn later that she meant “hair repair.” Whew! I had no idea what a hairy pair was, but I already had a houseful of pets.
I think I heard all of them, plus a few more. I only had one child, but she was a busy one. Anyone remember puff paints? They aren’t for decorating the dog. Or the ceiling. Ever go home from work to find all your cloth rags were tie-dyed and were spread all over the front yard to dry? Ever look for your mascara to put on for work and not find it, only to learn later that your 11-year-old child took it with her to a church camping weekend? Plus, the shudder of hearing in a terrified voice, “I left my hairy pair in your bathroom!” -only to learn later that she meant “hair repair.” Whew! I had no idea what a hairy pair was, but I already had a houseful of pets.