Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 27, 1985
Transcript:
Luann: Some people have all the luck. Nancy Barkin found twenty dollars outside the movie theater. Lois Kline met a really cute guy at the mall. Suzanne Hein won a bunch of new clothes for being a store's 10,000th customer. Judy Hobbs was at the park and got to be on TV. Y'know, Bernice, it seems that happiness is just a matter of being at the right place at the right time. Bernice: yeah... And this isn't it
A less than subtle hint from Bernice right there..