Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 18, 1987
Transcript:
Miss Phelps: Well, Luann, what shall we talk ab- Luann: I hate P.E Miss Phelps! Luann: I spend an hour every morning doing my hair and getting dressed...then I come to school and, wham-O! P.E.!! Luann: We have to undress in a freezing locker room, put on gross, smelly gym clothes and go outside to do sit-ups in the mud. Luann: Then we have to run around the track until we're all sweaty and out hair's a wreck. Luann: Then they give us ten minutes to get reassembled! Luann: We dash back to the locker room, get undressed, take a lukewarm shower and stand on a wet floor to put on our wrinkled clothes. Luann: The bell always rings before I can fix my hair and I have to rush off to social studies looking like I just went through a car wash! Miss Phelps: Let me get this all down in my file: "Doesn't like sports."
This is SO true, I was attacked by 2 bigger guys first day of Kindergarten (No idea why) and the Principal gave all 3 of us the strap (I didn’t even fight back, not that I could have, at less than 3 feet tall) ; naturally, this same psycho Principal put “Troublemaker” on my personal record and it dogged me for the rest of my school “career”