Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 16, 1989
Transcript:
Bernice: I thought you loved me, Derek! You used to call me "yummycakes"! and 302 days ago you kissed me on the back of my neck! Derek: Look, Bernice, I'm sorry you confused friendship for love. It's Delta I love, not you. Bernice: Fine!! I've been wanting to wash my neck anyway!! Derek: Well, not that she's out of here, we can deal with our situation. Delta: Okay. Our situation is this: remove your hands or I remove your eyeballs.