Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 26, 1990
Transcript:
Dear diary: I wish there was a rewind button for summer.... vacation school Tv: We'll return to wheel of fortune after these mess click mute. Luann: Sigh. Well, Bernice, summer vacation's almost over. Bernice: Yup. Luann: It went by so fast! It's already time to start thinking about book reports and gym clothes and locker combinations! Bernice: Yeah. Luann: And the worst thing is, this summer was a big fat zero! I didn't do one single thing I wanted to do. Bernice: Like? Luann: Like, I dunno, going to parties, hanging out at the mall, meeting new guys. Getting a tan, having fun-y'know, just doing stuff! Luann: I ask you, Bernice, how can three whole months get totally wasted? Bernice: Want me to answer that? Luann: No.... click unmute. Ok. Time for the bonus spin.
Maybe if she’d gone bottomless??