Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 17, 1991
Transcript:
luann: you goin' somwhere? brad: no. i always stand by the door with my car keys and my jacket. luann: drop me off at bernice's, ok? brad: mumfk bamf stoopid frakin luann: can i back your car out, brad? i'll be driving in a couple of years-i should start practicing. brad: hm. well, ok... luann: so, what do i do first? brad: buckle up. adjust seat and mirrors. put the key in th- *GRRRRNXXXXX brad: whoa!! it's gotta be in neutral before you start it!! luann: fine. don't yell at me. brad: ok, now clutch in...put it in reverse...good...now ease out- *VOOOOOM Bwang brad: sigh i sure hope you have insurance for body damage. luann: don't worry, it's just a teensy little bump. brad: i'm not talking about the car.
Probably hoping she’ll put in a good word for him at Bernice’s house. [/end Leviticus impersonation]