Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 21, 1991
Transcript:
Z Luann: volume 47, number 112 section M-019 entry 4-21-91. Luann: Dear diary: well, once again I take microphone in hand to record more of frustrations, problems, fears and screw ups. Luann: Y'know, diary, I wouldn't have to fill all these tapes if I could just have three basic life needs. BLN #1: To have Aaron Hill notice me. BLN #2: To be more popular. Girl: Can I have your autograph? Luann: BLN #3: to be drop dead gorgeous. Luann: And if I can't have any of these basic life needs, then....Sigh I guess I need a lot more blank tapes....
Luann looks gross on that magazine