Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 10, 1991
Transcript:
Mom: Happy woman's day to you happy woman's day to you happy womans day, dear Luann, happy woman's day to youuuuuu! Luann: how embarrasing... Dad: Well, mom and I just wanted to celebrate your new maturity, hon. Mom: This is a special time, Luann. The temple you call your body has officially matured into womanhood. Luann: Well, the plumbing was. The building's still waiting for a major remodeling.
My parents never sang to me when that happened