Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 28, 1992
February 27, 1992
February 29, 1992
Transcript:
tiffany: y'know, basically, you're not that plain and dumpy bernice, despite what everyone says. bernice: i'm so relieved to hear that, tiffany. tiffany: with a full makeup job to disguise your facial flaws and a new do to pump up that hideous hair and some sassy clothes to cover your frumpy figure, you'll look a lot less toady. tiffany: boy! i shoulda brought my weed wacker for those eyebrows, though bernice: do you have to make me feel bad to make me look good?
No Bernice. She wants to make you feel bad so she can feel good about herself. That’s the way spoiled rotten brats are.