Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 25, 1993
Transcript:
Brad: Well? Wha'd you think of page one of my romance novel? Luann: I don't believe this... Luann: you've done nothing by intimately describe a bunch of girls in bikinis, lounging around on a yacht. There's no plot, no character development, no emotion. Luann: This is the trashiest bunch of junk I've ever read! Brad: Thanks. Wait'll you see page two.
And yet its still somehow a better romance than Twilight, or Nicholas Sparks.