Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 02, 1993
August 01, 1993
August 03, 1993
Transcript:
bernice: luann, would you be attracted to a guy named "thomas c. malpother the fourth"?
luann: ugh. no way
bernice: that's tom cruise's real name
luann: oh, that thomas c. mapother the fourth
“Luann, would you be attracted to a guy who’s into Scientology so deep that his last two wives ran screaming in terror?”