Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 30, 1995
Transcript:
Luann now models, "Ok, here's a sleeveless turtleneck with a pleated mini." Frank remarks, "You're joking, right? This is a joke?" Luann asks, "What joke?" Frank says, "Well, as I understand it, a turtleneck swerater is supposed to keep you warm. This is way too skimpy." Luann asks, "Maybe I want to keep the boys warm." Frank gives a firm, "Return. Next."
Stop doing that! You are the single most annoying, perverted, freak in the history of gocomics! If you are currently married, or dating, I’m surprised! If she were to look at these comments, she’ll dump you faster than yesterday’s garbage! Kids read these, and we don’t need another perverted uncle on the Internet!