Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 12, 1995
Transcript:
As they sit in the teachers' lounge, Miss Phelps tells Mr. Fogarty, "Here's a memo from Principal Hightower. He wants us to replace violent phrases with nicer alternatives." Miss Phelps says, "Example: 'Take a stab at it' becomes 'go for it.' 'You're dead meat' becomes 'You're in serious trouble.'" Miss Phelps says, "'Hit the computer key' becomes 'Press the computer key'.." Mr. F says, "I say we will kill that idea before it strangles our freedom and crushes our individuality."
Too late…