Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 19, 1995
October 18, 1995
October 20, 1995
Transcript:
Luann introduces, "Bernice, meet 'the perfect me'." Bernice says, "Hi." Perfect Luann says, "Gawd, girl, who does your hair, the poodle groomer?" Perfect Luann walks off and says, "Excuse me. I see a mirror that's dying to meet me." Bernice screams, "That's your idea of the perfect you?! She'a stuck up snot!!" Luann responds, "Wouldn't you be if you were perfect, poodle hair?"
Bernice is right. Perfect Luann is a horrible person.