Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 19, 1995

Transcript:

Luann introduces, "Bernice, meet 'the perfect me'." Bernice says, "Hi." Perfect Luann says, "Gawd, girl, who does your hair, the poodle groomer?" Perfect Luann walks off and says, "Excuse me. I see a mirror that's dying to meet me." Bernice screams, "That's your idea of the perfect you?! She'a stuck up snot!!" Luann responds, "Wouldn't you be if you were perfect, poodle hair?"