Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 13, 1996
Transcript:
Frank asks, "Hon! What's happened to Brad and TJ?" Nancy explains, "Well, Brad forgot his wallet, TJ forgot the tent, they had no food or water, they ran out of gas, spent all their money and slept in the car in the rain." Nancy continues, "They went to Las Vegas, Brad hit a million dollar slot, they got caught and now we need to wire money so they can come home." Frank remarks, "Oh my g- this is unbelievable.." Nancy says, "Fortunately, the casino isn't going to press charge-" Frank realizes, "If we'd had Brad four years earlier, we'd be millionaires."
pretty much, bro