Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 10, 1996
Transcript:
Brad and Diane are outside in the snow with their ski stuff on. Brad says, "You go ahead, Diane. I'm gonna stay here at the snack bar and wa-" Diane exclaims, "No! I didn't bring you all the way up here to ski alone!" Diane skis off and says, "In fact, I want you to give me some tips, so come on!" Brad slowly struggles as he tries to push himself on the skis. He thinks, "Maybe I'll get lucky and fall in a ravine."
When these guys lie, why do they insist on going the whole hog? They can’t say, “Oh I ski a little. I’m looking forward to you helping gain skill.” It always has to be, “I’m an expert. Nobody skis like I do.”