Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 07, 1997

Transcript:

Luann stands in front of Mr. F's desk. Mr. Fogarty, looking very stern says, "Luann, you didn't do your final report. Why not?" Luann, surprised, says, "What? Yes I did, Mr. Fogarty." Mr. F points to the stacks of papers and says, "Oh? Here they are. Show me yours." Luann frantically digs through and realizes, "It's not here. But I handed it in!" Mr. F remarks, "Gosh. Those two statements don't seem to match. Let's try 'It's not there because I didn't do it'."