Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 16, 1997
Transcript:
A grateful Luann says, "..Aaron, I can't thank you enough for finding my report.You saved my life." Aaron says, "Hey, no big deal." Luann continues, "Yes, it was! Now I can go to the sweetheart dance.. Y' know, If anyone wants to asks me.. Which they haven't, yet.." Aaron walks off and says, "Gotta cplit. Catch you later." Lann watches as Aaorn walks off. Luann asks, "Bernice, are boys really stupid or do they just pretend." Bernice says, "They're stupid. It's a gland problem."
They’re stupid, and clueless, and completely blind. You gotta hit them over the head, and even then there’s a good chance they’ll miss it.