Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 23, 1997
Transcript:
Dad: Anyone have anything interesting to share? Luann: I do. Luann: how come if something has "some" awe, it's awesome, meaning it's way cool. But is something is full of awe, it's awful, meaning it's way putrid? Mom: Excuse me? Dad: I was thinking of "interesting" as in "did you learn anything interesting in school today? Brad: speaking of way putrid. Luann: oh. Well, nevermind then.
I heard a better one: Why is it that we drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?