Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 19, 1997

Transcript:

As she goes shopping with Delta and Bernice, Luann describes, "I've been so weird lately. I dumped on Gunther. He dumped on me. I dumped on Bernice." Delta diagnoses, "Aaron Hill disease." Luann exclaims, "What?" Delta lists, "Check the symptoms: total lack of interest in anything non-Aaron, loss of concern for friends, inability to focus beyond yourself." Luann realizes, "Ohmygaw! You're right." Delta replies, "As usual." Bernice adds, "We still like you anyway. Sorta."