Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 24, 1997
Transcript:
"A poem by Luann: When I was ten, I loved my dog- nothing complicated./ But now that I've discovered boys, I'm totally frustrated!"/ Boys are thoughtless, worthless clods, insensitive and crude/ They're just like little children- annoying, loud, and rude/ With hearts as hard as concrete, brains as dense as lead..sigh/ Maybe I'll give up on boys and date my dog instead..." Luann looks at her drooling Puddles and thinks, "They're so similar anyway.."
I just realized the “Puddles ran away” storyline was never resolved…