Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 12, 1997
Transcript:
Luann: Wow, this is amazing. Bernice: What? Luann: My locker's jammed, I'm late to class, my book report is a week late, I got a "D" on my history test, I didn't do my math homework, and at lunch, I got a huge mustard stain on my pants! Bernice: Okay. And you're smiling because... Luann: Because obviously I'm home asleep and this is a nightmare.
(slap) WAKE UP!!!!