Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 15, 1997

Transcript:

Brad reaches in the refrigerator. Luann sits at the kitchen table and writes. Brad says, "What's that?" Luann says, "A 'Diane Worksheet.'It'll help us define our goals. What is your #1 goal with Diane?" Brad drinks directly from the milk jug and says, "To get her to like me, obviously." Luann says, "Ok, good. Now let's list ways to achieve that goal." Brad says, 'Hey, if I knew that, I'd be with her right now instead of wasting time on this idiotic worksheet!!" Luann writes, "One: Develop a better personality. Two: Don't talk with your mouth full of milk."