Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 25, 1998
Transcript:
As they sit in her room, Luann says, "Sometimes I wish I could be Cinderella and sleep for 40 day and 40 nights. Bernice remarks, "Luann, you're mixing up Sleeping Beauty. She's the one who slept. Cinderella had the glass apple or something." Luann comments, "You are so dumb, Bernice. It was a glass slipper and that was Snow White. Sleeping Beauty ate a poison apple and went to Oz and met the 7 dwarfs." Bernice exclaims, "Oz!? That was Dorothy, you dope. She had the glass slippers." Luann says, "They were ruby slipper, Bernice. And she had to return them by midnight. The white rabbit kept telling her she was late. And she fell down a h-" Bernice says, "That's Allison!" Luann repeats, "Allison?" Bernice answers, "Allion Wonderland." The two are silent for a moment. Luann asks, "What was my original point, anyways. Bernice answers, " I have no idea."
You ladies are getting your fairy tales mixed up! Next, you’d be telling me Little Red Riding Hood fights the Big Bad Wolf with a scythe!