Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 01, 1998

Transcript:

Mr. Fogarty is at a wig store. The employee says, "..The bald thing is somewhat 'in'- Patrick Stewart, Michael Jordan- so if you want to clip these stringy-" Mr. F yells, "I want more hair, not less!" Man says, "Of course. And you've tried the comb-over?" Mr. F replies, "Yes. It looks inane." Man says, "Agreed. I'd say you're ready for my #1 seller.." Man pulls outs a toupee and explains, "The Elvis."