Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 08, 1998

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Brad says, "TJ, just 'cuz I don't know much about Diane doesn't mean she's a spy." T.J. says, "Bradley, my naive bud, let me educate you." TJ says, "3 millions people work for the government. Now, how many federal employees do you personally know?" Brad replies, "Well, none.." TJ says, "Exactly. Because most are covert agents working on secret coverups like Hangat 84, the Grassy Knoll, the 100 miles-per-gallon carburetor." Brad pretends to gag and screams, "Aak! I'm drinkin' tap water!"