Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 20, 1998
Transcript:
Brad and TJ face Diane. Brad and TJ are both very disheveled with dirty faces and torn shirts. Brad looks sheepish. Diane says, "What's going on? Why are you two fighting?" Brad says, "Um... I told TJ he had to fight me to get to you." TJ says, "And I was just about to kick his-" Diane says, "You were fighting over me? What AM I, a trophy for the biggest brute?" Brad says, "Um..." TJ says, "Or the quickest fox!" Diane grabs Brad by the arm. Diane says, "You come with me, Brad, we need to talk. Brad sticks his tongue out at TJ. TJ says, "Hope she dumps you gently, you big brute."
I’m the latter, personally…