Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 10, 1999

Transcript:

Luann brushes her teeth as her dad rushes out. Luann says, "Dad, I'm running late. Can you drive me to school?" Frank says, "sorry, I'm late too. You'll have to catch your bus." Luann imagines herself as Queen Teen in the back of a limo. Her dad drives and Puddles tries to put lipstick on Luann and gets it all over her face. Luann says, "Hey! Watch those potholes, driver! Queen Teen is having her roayl lip glosss applied!!" Frank says, "I am shamed, most beauteus ine, I don't deserve to be your chauffeur."