Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 16, 1999
Transcript:
Luann and Tiffany sit next to each other at school. Tiffany says, "Luann, you are a pathetic weenie, but I'm gonna give you my advice anyway: fluant some sass, honey." Luann says, "What?" Tiffany says, "The woe-is-me bit is a guy replellent. stop being "luann the loser" and start being "luann the lioness". Sassy! Upbeat! Bold N' Bad!" Launn says, "Luann the lioness?" Tiffany looks in a compact mirror and says, "Trust me girl. It's all about attitude. And hair of course."
Unexpectedly good advice!