Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 16, 2000
Transcript:
Nancy walks in the kitchen towards Fred, who's sitting at the table reading a letter. She asks: "What are you doing?" Fred replies: "I found these old letters my dad wrote to me in college." Looking at a letter, Fred says to Nancy: "They're full of fatherly advice: Plan now for your retirement. Drink 8 glasses of water a day. Get lots of rest before finals. Change your oil every 3,000 miles. Eat plenty of vegetables. Don't ever start smoking." Nancy puts her hands on Fred's shoulders and Fred says: "I ignored this at the time, of course. But now I'm old enough to appreciate how smart my dad was." Luann shouts acroos from another room to Fred: "Dad! I've told you like, 50 times - when you quit the computer, don't do "Shut down" do "sleep" ." Fred replies to Luann: "Oh, right, sorry." Seated at the kitchen table Fred turns to Nancy and says: "And I'm old enough to have kids to tell me how dumb I am."
Win ME? Or maybe Win 98.