Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 14, 2000
Transcript:
The DeGroot family is eating dinner at the table. Luann is in the middle of her story. She says, "So when Tiffany started going under, I dove in to grab her." Her father replies, "You should never do that. You should extend a pole or toss something." Luann continues, "I know, Dad. It was impulse. Anyway, next thing I knew, I was under deeper than SHE was." Brad says, while chewing on food, "'Cuz you weigh 40 pounds more. Plus, she's more buoyant with her bigger -". Luann interrupts, loudly telling Brad, "SHE PANICKED AND PUSHED ME DOWN, BRAD." Still chewing, Brad replies, "Oh."
Actually, Luann is just ten pounds heavier. So Brad should learn to keep his mouth shut!