Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 15, 2000
October 14, 2000
October 16, 2000
Transcript:
Luann lies on her bed with Puddles, while Bernice sits on the floor, reading a magazine. Luann says, "Last night, I dreamed I was at the beach with Stuart and Miguel AND Aaron Hill." Luann continues, "I had a great tan and my hair was perfect and my swimsuit looked awesome. The 3 guys built a huge bonfire and cooked me a gourmet meal." She conjures up an image of the scene, with her in a bikini while the three boys serve her food and drinks. Bernice says, "We had a family reunion at the beach once. I got so sunburned I actually barfed. The dumb coals wouldn't start so we had to eat uncooked hot dogs and cold beans." Bernice continues, "By the end of the day, I had some serious sand-in-the-swimsuit rawness. Plus I lost my retainer." Bernice turns and asks Luann, "... Is this interesting?" Irritated, Luann replies, "NO." Bernice returns to her magazine, saying, "Then we're even."
1. Did you forget sunscreen? 2. Why would you barf from being sun burned? 3. Why would coals not start? unless it was really windy, coals have always started burning for me 4. Why did you not rinse it off? sand only irritates if you let it rub your skin and 5, when did you start wearing braces?