Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 18, 2000
Transcript:
Knute watches Crystal put lipstick on at her school locker. Knute says, "I don't get where your head's at, Crystal. All this darkness and gloom." Crystal responds, "Better than sunshine and rainbows." Knute asks, "But why obsess over death an' stuff? That's like, 80 years away!" Crystal responds, "Is it? Do you know how many people die accidentally every DAY?" Knute replies, "Even more reason to payTAY! Wooo!" Crystal looks at him and says, "Eww. You are SO depressing."
Aughhhh. Crystal, and people like her are Idiots. Either really live and try to accomplish things or just kill yourself. Not that I think anyone should kill themself, but if you really hate life then its illogical to just live out you’re regular life-span