Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 06, 2001
April 05, 2001
April 07, 2001
Transcript:
"My brother's name is Brad. He eats, sleeps and works on his car." "Doin' a chapter on me, huh?" "Yup, that was it."
ahem Brad is my lazy, no-good brother who’s 5 years older than me. He has his own car but he never actually drives in it due to the fact that its constantly breaking down and then he spends his whole day “fixing” it. He has tried desperately to get girls but failed. In my neighbourhood lives Diane, who my brother has a major crush on. He constantly spied on her through binoculars by the window and stalked her every move. He would dress up just to get the mail and impress Diane (which didn’t work). He tried and tried but it just wouldn’t work since she is a sophisticated and beautiful girl whereas my brother is a slob, has no brain and looks slightly better than a baboon. Even though he graduated, he still spends his time on the couch all day and eating chips and drinks and watching tv all day except for his work at weenieworld, he doesn’t move a muscle. EVER!