Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 19, 2001
Transcript:
"All this time I've been thinking Stuart could be the one - and he's MARRIED!" "Oh, honey, I'm sorry." "I can't believe this! Why don't I have any luck with guys? Why am I such a LOSER?!" "You're not a loser, Luann, you just define winning the wrong way." "I hear a lecture coming." "Not a lecture, sweetie. Pearls of wisdom."
I just calculated that his actual daughter WAS 16 in 2001