Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 08, 2001
Transcript:
"..And the duck says, 'what piano?'" "Haw Haw Hahaha." "Know what dentist calls his x-rays? Toothpics!" "How come dads are funny and moms aren't?" "You're funny." "No, I'm not." "If a cat swallows yarn, she'll have MITTENS." "SEE?! I'm not funny!" "No, hon, that was really funny. I'm just tired." "What's green and loud? A froghorn." "That wasn't funny either, was it?" "It's your timing."
I think those are great jokes, Nancy. :-D