Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 15, 2001
Transcript:
"How bad is it??" "Just a small scalp laceration. But these tend to bleed profusely. I have a clean hanky.." "Gunther, you're the only person I know who uses words like laceration and profusely." "I'll just apply a little pressure to stop the bleeding..." "And I bet you're the only teenage guy on Earth who carries a clean hanky."
Is she delirious?