Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 27, 2002
Transcript:
"ARRRRGH!!" "These magazines are FULL of conflicting messages: be sexy! Be innocent! Adore guys! Ignore guys!" "Plaids are in/ plaids are out. Be natural/ buy tons of makeup. Go wild/ go mild." "Get a boyfriend/ be independent! Change your shape/ love your shape! Smooth your hair/ spike your hair! Be a beauty/ be a brain!" "Reading these dumb magazines just makes me confused and insecure. I have no idea who I'm supposed to be." "What about 'be yourself'?" "Okay, what page is that on?"
You can be the REAL you at the local cosmetic surgery center! ( I actually saw this in a commercial once! )