Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 13, 2002
Transcript:
"Just think: someday soon, we'll be empty-nesters. The house will be clean and quiet. We'll be able to sleep late, enjoy the morning paper and have afternoon romance." "Oh yeah. I can't WAIT to watch OUR TV shows, eat OUR foods, remodel a kid's room into OUR home office.." "Ok if we turn on MTV?" No way, lardhead. We're watchin' ESPN." "Extra Studio Person's Network?" "Gosh you're funny." "Thanks. And you're funny lookin'." "Yeah? Well you give me the heaves." "That's your 800 pound diet of 'Cheezoids.'" "At least I don't have cheezoid hair." "You did say someday SOON, right?"
solution #1, give the kids their own TVs for Xmas (Worked in our house)….as for the rest, good luck