Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 31, 2003
Transcript:
"Let's try to sort this out. What're you feeling for Zane right now?" "Well, I'm angry about the Crystal thing. I'm confused by how Zane pushed me to date Gunther. I'm worried he wants to dump me." "I'm afraid Crystal is more his type. I'd be devastated to lose him to someone like her. It would break my heart..." "Ok. So far I have: anger, confusion, worry, fear, devastation and heartbreak." "Boy, perfect recipe for a successful relationship, huh?"
Reminds me of: “Welcome to Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror. And later we’ll be talking to a man who does gardening.” (MPFC)